It’s all we know!
Wings
Tots
Buds
Looks like you’ve found your new chicken joint!
Let’s get
nuked
We just pressed the button on soggy delivery. That’s right: this space-age container you’re holding has vents on the top and sides, ribs on the bottom, to keep your order crispy as all get-out.
But it’s still delivery. It comes when it comes (wink, wink)! So if you need to get it hot again, send this container straight to the microwave.
Bring your own damn fork (#BYODF)
We know about your drawer full of takeout-forks and napkins… It’s getting a little ridiculous, admit it.
Bring your own damn fork! Or just use your hands. Or your friend’s hands. Whatever you’re into.
Blew our life savings on a deep fryer
Hyper intelligent martians couldn’t invent a better fryer than our Broaster. So advanced, Elon Musk is wondering why he didn’t think of it.
Turns out you can also make super juicy chicken wings with less oil and fewer calories (which just means you can eat more tots, duh).
@wingsandtots
