“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”
–Henry Ford
Can you imagine what would’ve happened if Henry Ford didn’t go a little … rogue? We might be delivering our wings, tots, and Buds on horseback. Not ideal, if you want your crispy yummy wings and tots like … now.
Thanks, Henry. Also, sorry. Because Rogue Wings + Tots is way cooler than some stinkin’ Model T. We’re what happens when you lock cooks, abstract thinkers, and closet revolutionaries in the kitchen for a year (screw you, global pandemic!). Turns out, you can’t overdose on chicken wings (we tried). So we decided to cluck-cluck-boom the whole damn program.
Blow our entire life savings on a Broaster so advanced—so freaking cool—that hyper intelligent martians couldn’t invent a better way to fry chicken and tater tots. Super juicy chicken wings with less oil and fewer calories? Mission accomplished.
Give the people what they want with a simple fun delicious menu. Choice is overrated, remember?
Deliver it all in a space-age container with fancy venting and Advanced Microwaveability (patent pending) so your chicken stays crispy as all get out. Your beer will be ice cold too, thanks to your complimentary “Boozer Cruiser 3000” koozie (patent also maybe pending).
There was another wise person in history who once said, “Too many chicken wings? No such thing.” We’re not really sure who it was—Janis Joplin, maybe? Gordon Lightfoot? Who knows. The point is, Rogue was born of our passion for simple tasty food delivery experiences with a little bit of fun on the side.